- Q: Why isn’t the website in other languages?
- A: It’s filmmaking, baby. Also — it’s 2025. Just learn English. Or at least fake it like everyone else at Cannes.
- Q: Is this platform just for pros?
- A: We prefer pros, but we tolerate ambitious noobs too. Just don’t ask us how to format a memory card.
- Q: What happens if I break something?
- A: You cry, apologize, and pay for it. Preferably in that order.
- Q: Can I rent gear without an account?
- A: Sure — in your dreams. Make an account, it takes 30 seconds.
- Q: Do you check if people are legit?
- A: Yep. ID, insurance, and all that boring grown-up stuff. We’re chaotic, not reckless.
- Q: Can I rent out my gear here?
- A: If it works and isn’t held together by prayer and gaffer tape, absolutely.
- Q: Do you take a cut of the rental?
- A: Of course we do. This isn’t a charity. Relax, it’s fair. The leftover change funds our own questionable indie projects.
- Q: Why fees instead of a subscription?
- A: Because everyone hates subscriptions. We only take a cut when something actually happens — no hidden nibbling.
- Q: What if I need something weird like a smoke machine shaped like a goat?
- A: Honestly, someone probably has one. Search it. If not, list it yourself and start a trend.
- Q: How do I pay?
- A: Credit card, Twint, or by bartering your soul. Okay, not the last one. Yet.
- Q: Why isn’t there an app?
- A: Because we make films, not apps. Priorities, people. Add it to your favorites like it’s 2010. It’s already a miracle this website exists.
- Q: Can I message someone before booking?
- A: Nah. No contact details until a booking’s confirmed. Play it mysterious.
FAQ
It’s filmmaking, baby. Also — it’s 2025. Just learn English. Or at least fake it like everyone else at Cannes.
We prefer pros, but we tolerate ambitious noobs too. Just don’t ask us how to format a memory card.
You cry, apologize, and pay for it. Preferably in that order.
Sure — in your dreams. Make an account, it takes 30 seconds.
Yep. ID, insurance, and all that boring grown-up stuff. We’re chaotic, not reckless.
If it works and isn’t held together by prayer and gaffer tape, absolutely.
Of course we do. This isn’t a charity. Relax, it’s fair. The leftover change funds our own questionable indie projects.
Because everyone hates subscriptions. We only take a cut when something actually happens — no hidden nibbling.
Honestly, someone probably has one. Search it. If not, list it yourself and start a trend.
Credit card, Twint, or by bartering your soul. Okay, not the last one. Yet.
Because we make films, not apps. Priorities, people. Add it to your favorites like it’s 2010. It’s already a miracle this website exists.
Nah. No contact details until a booking’s confirmed. Play it mysterious.